turtelmaster's definitions

turtel

It is when your girl puts moldy cottage cheese in her mouth and gives you a blowjob. Then she throws up on your dick.

My girl said do you want a turtel for my birthday I was so happy.

by turtelmaster November 20, 2014

cheese wedge

Its a fat vagina that is yellow and moldy looking

My sex slave sent me a pic of her cheese wedge and i went limp

by turtelmaster November 18, 2014