TOWDB 

TOWDB "The one with dangly bits". A person with penis and testicles, also known as dangly bits. Used to avoid getting Zucced by Facebook's overenthusiastic banhammer bots for hate speech against the owners of dangly bits. Less vomit inducing than the standard "Dear Partner/Husband" used on Mumsnet.

"TOWDB is going under the patio if he asks me one more time what I've been doing all day"

TOWDB by Jdog02 March 11, 2021

Towback Shape 

Someone who’s body is not proportional everything is not even

Cassandra has a towback shape

Towback Shape by Thatpimpster March 24, 2020

toidbean 

a person with a large vagina who closet-masterbates with any oblong shaped foreign object that she can find.

I heard that girl stuck a toothbrush holder inside of her, what a Toidbean.

toidbean by EllaWowza March 4, 2009

Towd 

A whiny little bitch or a description for someone who is just plain stupid.

Did you see what Bannon was wearing today? What a fucking towd!

Towd by Asd88888888 September 2, 2007

towdickery

the act of being a tow dick

There is alot of towdickery going on here.

towdickery by towdickologist October 9, 2013

towdyfuck 

A towdyfuck is an asshole who tries to screw everyone's life over by being a cunt

Bob is such a towdyfuck

towdyfuck by P.e.w.m January 16, 2017

Towby Bum Wank 

This is when you sit on the tow ball of a car while masturbating.

The lovely gentleman at the Toyota dealership let me have a Towby bum wank before purchasing my car.

Towby Bum Wank by Starks8 November 29, 2021