TODDb

A type of depressant (no, not Antidepressant) which is referred to as TODDb (pronounced Todd-b-uhh) or just TODD. It helps you to have enough guts to flirt with your ex-girlfriend whilst dating someone who you claim to love when you do not.

DO NOT TAKE TODDb IF:

- you wish to keep your friends

- you don't wanna be considered a horrible person

Side Effects WILL Include:

- smelling like fish, because you're a hermaphrodite.

- dating lame stealing liars

- slowly transforming into an emo cookie cutter (which will be a later posted definition)

- having a life which may be referred to as an "epic fail"

Girl:: Im breaking up with you.. you've been a complete meany, and all you talk about is "not causing drama" when in fact.. thats all you do!

Boy:: It's not MY fault!! It's all because my doctor prescribed me this TODDb!!!

by Kaeganne Envy November 21, 2009

toddler rage

When a toddler has reached the end of their patience & flies into a rage.

The toddler said, Fun room! Fun room! (His brothers' room with video games). They kept their door shut & he always wanted to go in there. He flew into a toddler rage & kicked a hole in the door & said "I wish I was wearing boots so I could've kicked a bigger hole!" He totally kicked the door off its hinges 3 or 4 times! He'd reached the end of his patience.

by Starchylde May 25, 2016

toddlebrity

A Toddlebrity is a toddler or child star with over 50,000 social media followers on twitter, facebook or instagram. Also known as a celebrity toddler.

That Lennon River with his 300,000+ twitter followers is too busy being a toddlebrity to follow us back.

by Tiffani Thiessen February 21, 2018

Toddlers Socks

Tits that look like a toddlers socks

Small empty and dangling

Usually belonging to a skinny mom with a few kids

She had tits like a toddlers socks

by Working Class Hero December 4, 2020

Toddler Hands

When a grown man has freakishly small hands like a toddler.

Look he can barely hold a cup, his toddler hands are too small to hold the handle.

by dawnnhelene October 27, 2011

Todd Howard

The king of lies and deception. Has Speech 100.

Todd Howard said, "Fallout 76 will have 16 times the detail."
Todd Howard said, "Get this canvas bag with collectors edition."

by willywonkaboi January 11, 2019

Jason Todd

1. The second Robin, Batman's sidekick, who was killed by The Joker then later brought back to life in order to terrorize the Bat family for hugs he secretly wants, but won't admit to.

He's also known for being bad ass, foul mouthed, and able to open a can of whoop ass on anyone who stands in his way.

Since being revived he goes under the alias Red Hood.

2. A bad ass motherfucker who has the skills to back up his trash talk.

1. Jason Todd met Batman when he tried to jack the wheels off the Batmobile

2. Dude! Damian was talking shit behind Tim's back and when Tim called him out on it he totally pulled a Jason Todd and kicked Tim's ass!

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodRobin May 16, 2011