Definitions by P.e.w.m

Spaffwagon 

Spaffwagon noun, derived from the words spaff (meaning semen) and wagon (another word for van). Spaffwagon can be used as banter to greet friends, but also can be used as an insult.

What’s up spaffwagon

That Jack is such a fucking spaffwagon

Spaffwagon by P.e.w.m February 6, 2018

towdyfuck 

A towdyfuck is an asshole who tries to screw everyone's life over by being a cunt

Bob is such a towdyfuck

towdyfuck by P.e.w.m January 16, 2017