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towboat

A self-propelled vessel which moves other, usually non-self-propelled vessels. May be in the form of a pushboat, a square- or flat-bow boat designed to rigidly connect to a barge or barges for the purpose of pushing it or them along a waterway. Not quite the same as a tugboat, which usually assists ships.
There's a towboat pushing 25 barges up the Mississippi River.
by Wandelndes Lexikon January 5, 2005
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Banana Towboat

Commonly used in the river industry, the Banana Towboat consists of penetrating a woman that you hate from behind, giving her a cream pie, shoving a banana in her ass and throwing her off of a barge.
"Man, that chick is really hot, but she's such a bitch."

"Yah, I'd like to give her a Banana Towboat."
by FB Update Update August 19, 2011
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tow boat

When someone is blowing you in a pool and you are walking backwards "towing" them around the shallow end with your knob while making motorboat noises. A variation would be the steamboat, this would be done in a hot tub instead.
I am banned from the public swimming pool for life after doing the tow boat in front of all of those families with that lifeguard last month.
by Special needs student November 28, 2010
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toyboattoyboattoyboat

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gosh thats hard....
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by andwar johnsoin October 3, 2011
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towboard

Snowboarding while being towed by a vehicle (i.e snowmobile/ATV/car). Mutch like wakeboarding, except on snow, with a snowboard.
towboarder 1: "Dude you wanna go towboardin?"
towboarder 2: "Hells yea!"
by Jacob Lester July 16, 2008
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Toyboat

Adj.
Term to define the essence of Toyota's boring and bland cars.
"Wow, that Camry sure handles like a boat."
"Too bad Toyota killed off every car that had any balls."
"Yeah, thats why I refer to them as Toyboat."

Much respect to the old MR2, Corolla, Celica, and Supra.
by haunted January 11, 2006
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towboard

Snowboarding while being towed by a snowmobile/ATV. Mutch like wakeboarding, except on snow, with a snowboard.
towboarder 1: "Dude you wanna go towboardin?"
towboarder 2: "Yea, but my tow-rope is broke! You got one?"
towboarder 1: "Maybe, I'll see what i can find."
by Jacob Lester July 16, 2008
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