Towd

A whiny little bitch or a description for someone who is just plain stupid.

Did you see what Bannon was wearing today? What a fucking towd!

by Asd88888888 September 2, 2007

towdickery

the act of being a tow dick

There is alot of towdickery going on here.

by towdickologist October 9, 2013

towdyfuck

A towdyfuck is an asshole who tries to screw everyone's life over by being a cunt

Bob is such a towdyfuck

by P.e.w.m January 16, 2017

TOWDB

TOWDB "The one with dangly bits". A person with penis and testicles, also known as dangly bits. Used to avoid getting Zucced by Facebook's overenthusiastic banhammer bots for hate speech against the owners of dangly bits. Less vomit inducing than the standard "Dear Partner/Husband" used on Mumsnet.

"TOWDB is going under the patio if he asks me one more time what I've been doing all day"

by Jdog02 March 11, 2021

towdy

Ebonics verson of "tardy". Often heard in inner cities schools.

Shanikwa, yo ass towdy again!

by hablet May 16, 2009

towdick

a person who eat, sleeps and breathes towing and towing related things, person who always has towed or recovered something bigger, farther and heavier than anyone else

Is that towdick talking about another one line wonder recovery.

by towdicklogist October 9, 2013

Towdia

The one who does it all

If you need to get it done call lance, he's towdia and will finish the job.

by clackman April 9, 2010