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towdickery

the act of being a tow dick
There is alot of towdickery going on here.
towdickery by towdickologist October 9, 2013
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Towd • towdan • TOWDB • Towdia • towdick • towdickery • towdo • towdy • towdyfuck • Tow douche

towdyfuck 

A towdyfuck is an asshole who tries to screw everyone's life over by being a cunt
Bob is such a towdyfuck
towdyfuck by P.e.w.m January 16, 2017
TOWDB "The one with dangly bits". A person with penis and testicles, also known as dangly bits. Used to avoid getting Zucced by Facebook's overenthusiastic banhammer bots for hate speech against the owners of dangly bits. Less vomit inducing than the standard "Dear Partner/Husband" used on Mumsnet.
"TOWDB is going under the patio if he asks me one more time what I've been doing all day"
TOWDB by Jdog02 March 11, 2021
Ebonics verson of "tardy". Often heard in inner cities schools.
Shanikwa, yo ass towdy again!
towdy by hablet May 16, 2009
a person who eat, sleeps and breathes towing and towing related things, person who always has towed or recovered something bigger, farther and heavier than anyone else
Is that towdick talking about another one line wonder recovery.
towdick by towdicklogist October 9, 2013
The one who does it all
If you need to get it done call lance, he's towdia and will finish the job.
Towdia by clackman April 9, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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