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A person of superior class and status.
Daniel is such an oblong.
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
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Strange; crazy in a fun and/or funny sort of way
Bethel went drinking last night and when she came into work this morning she was being silly. She's so oblong.
by Jennifer & Beth May 23, 2008
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Literally, the only "Oblong" in the U.S.
Used to be named Henpeck, Illinois.
It’s so small that it can't even be called a town or city, but a village.
The high school has about 140 kids. There is quite a bit of diversity of character for such a small town. However, the population is primarily white. There are maybe 5 African American students at the high school, and no Asians or Latinos at all.

When it comes to sports, the high school is pretty lame.
The only thing they've really got going for them is Cheerleading and Math Team.
Football and basketball aren't the greatest.
The elementary school is newly remodeled in 2003 and houses the preK-8th graders. The closest College is Lincoln Trail Community College in Robinson, Illinois.
The housing is fairly cheap, and there is a lot of land for new homes.
It’s a large farming community known for the largest nighttime parade in Illinois. There are 5 options for food if you choose to eat out or get carry out: Main Street Diner, restaurant at Harmon's, and Pizza & More, and the gas stations Casey's, and Check Mart for pizza and quick food.
1600 residents
Dollar General
Oil Field Museum
Video Rentals
5+ Churches
3+ Tanning stores
Grocery Store (IGA)
Flower Shop
3 Banks
4+ Hair and Beauty parlors
Used furniture

Feed and Seed

Car Wash
Auto Parts Store
Hallmark Store/Pharmacy
And the miscellaneous stuff mentioned earlier
And that's basically it for Oblong, Illinois
The town was so small it was compared to the Village of Oblong in Illinois.
by SummerXyay February 07, 2011
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An adjective referring to an object of undetermined width &/or diameter that it somewhat long but not necessarily straight.
(Stephanie) "Why Katherine, what IS that oblong device lying on the corner of your bed?"

(Katherine) "Oh! Well Stephanie, that would be my new personal massager from 'Good Vibrations'. It is somewhat long but not necessarily straight!"
by pookita September 02, 2009
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