T-Lon 

T-Lon is a very stupid person , unwanted person , they’re irrelevant

That guy is a total T-Lon

T-Lon by LilXee March 11, 2020

t'lonie 

THE sweetest woman you shall ever meet. prettiest, nicest, best personality, greatest looks. nuff said.

Look its T'lonie!

t'lonie by -Chishikarukiari November 8, 2013

i won't be long 

Meaning everything but

I won't be long mate,

Hmmm I've heard that before, I think I'll go bang one out

i won't be long by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true

- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

this ain’t no long dick on a midget by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

You don't need long nails 

You don't need long nails

You don't need long nails

You don't need long nails by Real Alberto June 7, 2022

you wouldn't be long gettin frostbit 

When you wouldn't be long gettin frostbit in Derry/

Interviewer: "It's a cold journey to school this morning." frostbit feller: "Oh god you wouldn't be long gettin frostbit."

you wouldn't be long gettin frostbit by Frostbit feller November 3, 2023

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live 

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021