Syrna

A funny and likable person who has a love for knives video games on her tablet, and basically anything that is sharp and pointy that can be used for a sudden stabbing. Syrna can be very violent at times but can crack jokes at the weirdest times. Mostly likes to talk about stalking and anything creepy to others, but that isn't creepy to her.

Did you hear Syrna the other day? She said a funny joke and somehow brought up the subject about knives.....weird.

Syrna by Anonymous writer May 20, 2014

Syracuse 

A place where it could literally be 70 degrees but then drop to 30 two hours later.

Person #1: Yo I went running outside this morning it was so nice out
*Person #2 looks out the window*

: WTF WHY IS IT SNOWING THEN

Person #1: Damn, we live in Syracuse what do you expect?

Syracuse by yourlocalnewyorker February 26, 2018

Syracuse Slut 

A type of harlot indigenous to Syracuse, New York who desperately craves attention from men. She thinks that performing sexual favors will equate her status with that of the man. Most prized by the Syracuse Slut is musician fellatio, especially if famous.

He gave just a look, and she followed him into the bathroom and dropped to her knees. He unzipped his tight leather jeans and she immediately began fellating the guitarist. Moments later he had forgotten about her, but for her it was so very special. Jen is a Syracuse Slut.

Syracuse Slut by Dusky Jewel July 10, 2018

synak 

a stinky fucker that never showers

you smell like synak

synak by zabuza comeback October 24, 2010

Smyrna 'Stache 

A thin, lightly pigmented mustache that is typically sported by young men in or near Smyrna, TN.

"He has a great body but I just can't see past his Smyrna 'Stache."

Smyrna 'Stache by Baxtastic November 25, 2009

synaptic fire 

A perfect union of mental and physical energy.

"This anime is really dampening my synaptic fire"
"When I have sex with Laura, I really feel my synaptic fire rising"
"When you say that, it's like you're extinguishing my synaptic fire"

synaptic fire by Harold Incorporated April 19, 2013

Syracuse Water Baby 

Syracuse Water Baby is an informal term applied by physicians to Syracuse residents exposed to contaminated drinking water resulting from the large-scale pollution of Lake Onondaga, which subsequently bled into the water table and clean tap water supplied from Lake Skaneateles.
Once considered "America's most polluted lake", dumping of industrial waste and raw sewage into Onondaga was at its peak from 1975 to 1980. It's believed most infants, young children, and pregnant mothers exposed to the region's drinking water during this period will have suffered some type of adverse effect(s) to cognitive and intellectual development resulting from toxic contaminants, with these effects continuing into adulthood. Syracuse Water Babies often suffer behavioral confusion, psychiatric disorders, and lowered intelligence quotient caused by developmental impairment. Physical effects are uncommon.
Despite significant legal action and cleanup of the lake itself since the period, reportage, discussion and litigation regarding the physiological aspects (which still affect thousands of Syracuse natives) was largely suppressed amidst the corrupt political landscape of the Eighties and Nineties, with alleged payoffs of officials at local and state levels.

Dr. Francis glanced at the nurse as his patient described symptoms in line with childhood chemical exposure. When the patient left, the nurse said "Is that another one?" and Dr. Francis nodded, "Yes, he's a Syracuse Water Baby . And it could have all been avoided if the pediatricians had been more alert."

Syracuse Water Baby by Danny Anonymous May 28, 2020