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scouser's passport 

A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road
"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"
Said when people don’t drive lifted trucks

Also code for sex
OMG I want to swouse
Same
He drives a lifted truck
SWOUSE
swouse by yungcurrygoozman July 26, 2020
British

Someone who comes from Liverpool
scouser by Earl Crumpet December 11, 2002

scousers laptop 

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!
"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."

plassy scouser

Someone from Birkenhead and not from Liverpool.
Talking in a scouse accent but not from Liverpool "Ya plassy scouser"
The only people that can steal your socks without removing your shoes :D
mate you know that scouser over there?
yeh pal?
he has your socks