Scouserist

Basically the best people from in and around Liverpool

Wow look at them sheep hunters over there they are the scouserist sheep hunter ive ever seen

by LEWIEDDY2K11 May 13, 2011

scooterist

Someone who rides scooters. See Also: Scooter Fag for a better example.

I'm a scooterist, I own a Lambretta.

by Voneville September 14, 2005

scouseism

The unfair stereotype of the notion that all people from Liverpool are on the rob/unemployed/wear shellsuits with perms/etc.

Usually the kind of people who jump to these conclusions have never even visited the city, or have petty motives for their hatred (usually football).

Scouser 1:"Did you hear about Terry getting jumped by those utd fans in Manchester on Saturday night?"

Scouser 2:"fuckin 'ell, I'm getting sick of all the scouseism from those cunts, he hates football anyway!"

by Fox Face March 28, 2008

scousers laptop

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!

"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."

by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006

Scooterist

What you call a grown up mod who's realised how stupid he looks.

Too smart for a scooterboy, but too old to be a mod? Scooterist.

by SBWNik July 21, 2011

SCOUSERS

A Scouser is an individual from Liverpool. Scousers are notoriously maligned and stereotyped by everyone else in the UK. This is because they are jealous. Our immigrant population ensures that there is an excellent gene-pool, thus avoiding the horrific inbreeding seen in the majority of incest-rife no-mark cities of the UK. Scousers hate the English - because we are not English we are Scouse. As a scouser I can trace my lineage back to the Kings of Ireland. Mancs (for example) can only trace their lineage back 20 years to when their dads arse-raped a sheep, hence the wool on their greasy backs.
Scousers, unlike the rest of the UK do not stick their arses up in the air for the government or any other establishment mefs we stand and fight our corner. This emasculates the general population of UK into realising they are fortune's bitches because they would sooner take it up the wrong-un than stand and fight. Jealous? I think so.

Scousers:
'it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees'

BASINGSTOKE:
'Oh, I say Marjorie, I think David Cameron would make an excellent Prime Minister'

by florrien May 15, 2009

scousers

People from liverpool are robbing bastards that even stole my mates wheel trims off his car!usually on the dole and speak with the shittest accent know to man!!!
gd joke on those scouse bastrads behalf:
whats long round and scouse? ...the dole queue

scouser1: hey look at that sofa thats been thrown out!
scouser2: fuk yeh lets get it, i need 1 coz dole office wunt give me money to buy a new 1
scouser1: well in true scousers fasion we got the nicked goods

by Burnley fan November 21, 2006