8 definitions by attackweasel

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A winging, whining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is someone elses fault and that the whole world is against liverpool. A loud aggressive bully who thinks they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The noisy drunken group who arrive at your hotel and ruin your holiday, and the reason your car no longer has a stereo.
"I love Liverpool, shame its full of fuckin scousers."

"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"
by attackweasel May 26, 2009
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scottish for soup whore
"anyone seen jock?"

"aye, he disappeared down an ally with lizzy the skink."
by attackweasel May 27, 2009
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Soft loose clothes worn when you definitely wont be leaving the house, worn for warmth and comfort usually over pyjamas. A jogging suit that has never or will never be jogged in.

The act of getting into ones snugglesuit is known as "snuggling up"
" Fuck the pub its pissin down, its my snugglesuit and that big bag of sticky green till the bastard sun comes back out"

"work can suck my balls, im gettin snuggled up and watchin ghostbusters 1 and 2"
by attackweasel May 26, 2009
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someone who performs sexual acts in exchange for soup.
"liz is such a soup whore, she just took a splosh in the mouth for a sachet of cup a soup. Im going back later to puncture her sphinter."
by attackweasel May 26, 2009
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A blatant display of mard-arsed cheating.
"Did you see Torres then? He ran into the box in the 90th minute and threw himself at the floor like he'd been shot"

"Well what do you expect? They are 1-0 down. An amazing display of Gerrardo from the lad"
by attackweasel January 06, 2010
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A winging, whining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is someone elses fault and that the whole world is against liverpool. A loud aggressive bully who thinks they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The noisy drunken group who arrive at your hotel and ruin your holiday, and the reason your car no longer has a stereo.
"I love Liverpool, shame its full of fuckin scousers."

"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"
by attackweasel May 26, 2009
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A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road
"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"
by attackweasel July 05, 2013
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