Definitions by attackweasel

scouser's passport 

A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road

"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"

scouser's passport by attackweasel August 4, 2013

scouse 

a prefix added to items purchased from a skinny tracksuited bloke in the pub.

"why so happy dave?"

"only popped out for a pint but came home with a scouse PS3, £30 well spent"

scouse by attackweasel January 6, 2010

Gerrardo 

A blatant display of mard-arsed cheating.

"Did you see Torres then? He ran into the box in the 90th minute and threw himself at the floor like he'd been shot"

"Well what do you expect? They are 1-0 down. An amazing display of Gerrardo from the lad"

Gerrardo by attackweasel January 6, 2010

skink

scottish for soup whore

"anyone seen jock?"

"aye, he disappeared down an ally with lizzy the skink."

skink by attackweasel May 27, 2009

Soup whore 

someone who performs sexual acts in exchange for soup.

"liz is such a soup whore, she just took a splosh in the mouth for a sachet of cup a soup. Im going back later to puncture her sphinter."

Soup whore by attackweasel May 26, 2009

scouser 

A winging, whining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is someone elses fault and that the whole world is against liverpool. A loud aggressive bully who thinks they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The noisy drunken group who arrive at your hotel and ruin your holiday, and the reason your car no longer has a stereo.

"I love Liverpool, shame its full of fuckin scousers."

"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"

scouser by attackweasel May 26, 2009

scouser 

A winging, whining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is someone elses fault and that the whole world is against liverpool. A loud aggressive bully who thinks they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The noisy drunken group who arrive at your hotel and ruin your holiday, and the reason your car no longer has a stereo.

"I love Liverpool, shame its full of fuckin scousers."

"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"

scouser by attackweasel May 26, 2009