Swonker

To drink an alcoholic beverage with the intent of becoming intoxicated

I am on official swonker status tonight.

by Original Swonker April 16, 2010

Sonker

One who has a fart fetish and/or loves BBW fart porn

Johnny: Did you hear about Reese?
Greg: Yep, that guy is a total Sonker!

by 69Lunchbox69 July 3, 2020

Stonker

When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’

I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.

by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022

sworker

contraction of 'social worker'

That's the sworker that bust into my house with the police and stole my kids illegally

by tuppennyblue June 28, 2012

Skonker

The term "Skonker" is not widely used. A small group of friends who currently reside in Oakville, Ontario, use the term Skonker in replacement of "Skank" or "Slut". Sometimes a shorter version of Skonker is used, which is "Skonk".

Furthermore, Skonker is a term used to describe a certain type of girl. Skonker describes sexual promiscuity and can also be used to represent a girl of a lower socio-economic class or one who doesn't present herself in a well manner.

-Look at what those Skonkers are wearing.

-Don't talk to those girls, they're skonkers.

-Lets go pick up some Skonks tonight.

-That Skonk works the Tim Hortons drive-through.

-I nailed a skonker lastnight while her skonk friends were watching.

-Lets hit Kitchener and Cambridge this weekend, I got a couple skonkers lined up.

by Thrimsby McTholober May 14, 2008

Stonker

British Informal Slang

An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.

Blimey, that singer gave me a real stonker!

by Retrogradesheep April 12, 2014

swonderful

A derivative of "It's wonderful". Used to describe the positive aspects of an item or situation. After usage, breakout into song is obligatory.

Variants: 'swonderful or s'wonderful

"That coffee was pretty 'swonderful."

"That was pretty much the most swonderful movie ever."

*cue music*

by Fabsqueaker July 1, 2005