Past tense of 'to stonker'. Meaning to destroy someone during sexual intercourse leaving them unable to walk.
by BuffaloJoe1 May 11, 2015
When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022
by Retrogradesheep April 10, 2014
Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.
by Dan Fox July 18, 2003
1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.
2. That John is such a stonker.
3. This cream cake is stonking!
2. That John is such a stonker.
3. This cream cake is stonking!
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.
e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."
e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
by JT and TJ October 4, 2006
by steve September 20, 2003