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The term "Skonker" is not widely used. A small group of friends who currently reside in Oakville, Ontario, use the term Skonker in replacement of "Skank" or "Slut". Sometimes a shorter version of Skonker is used, which is "Skonk".

Furthermore, Skonker is a term used to describe a certain type of girl. Skonker describes sexual promiscuity and can also be used to represent a girl of a lower socio-economic class or one who doesn't present herself in a well manner.
-Look at what those Skonkers are wearing.

-Don't talk to those girls, they're skonkers.

-Lets go pick up some Skonks tonight.

-That Skonk works the Tim Hortons drive-through.

-I nailed a skonker lastnight while her skonk friends were watching.

-Lets hit Kitchener and Cambridge this weekend, I got a couple skonkers lined up.
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When you get stoned and go roller skating.
Did to you see jax? She’s a Skonker on those wheels.
Skonker by Cburgstoner February 16, 2023

skonker donk 

Shes such a skonker donk did you see they way she was grabbing him??
skonker donk by SkyKy March 23, 2016

Right On the Skonker 

Skonker is another word for Head.

When you're playing video games with a Northern Irish man and he gets a headshot kill and does a victory lap around his kitchen shouting "right on the skonker" in sheer excitement
"I was playing GTA Online last night, fighting a try hard hard a gave him a bad going over, sniper bullet right on the skonker, you wouldn't credit it man"
One who has a fart fetish and/or loves BBW fart porn
Johnny: Did you hear about Reese?
Greg: Yep, that guy is a total Sonker!
Sonker by 69Lunchbox69 July 3, 2020
When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
Stonker by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022

Skanker's back 

A condition suffered by ravers the day after a night full of dancing; a sore back (and jaw, probably).
Dude: You sat down like a right old twonk then, whatsup?
Other Dude: Skanker's back mate, went Hospitality last night.
Skanker's back by RussellBishop December 4, 2012
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