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Swiral

When a video/pic/blog has gone beyond "viral" and reaches "pandemic" porportions. A combination of "Swine" as in "Swine Flu" and "viral."
Even my parents are sending links to Susan Boyle videos now. She's gone swiral. With any luck, I'll catch Swine Flu and not have to watch another one.
by The Punvert May 4, 2009
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Sphincter Swirl

When a person stimulates another person's anus with their tongue in a circular motion.
DId you give her the ole Sphincter Swirl last night? I sure did!
by Newfie blogger January 3, 2019
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Cleveland Swirlie

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.
Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.
by A WHITE GUY July 2, 2014
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coochie swirl

An act during sex in the cowgirl position where the girl is going in circular motion with her butt.
Wow baby linda, that was super sexy last night when you busted out that coochie swirl. I blew super quick.
by John Juggernaut September 1, 2011
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Purity Spiral

A social ratchet effect within a community. A process of moral outbidding, unchecked, which corrodes the group from within, rewarding those who put themselves at the extremes, and punishing nuance relentlessly.

Not to be confused with 'virtue signalling', 'woke culture', or 'online mobs'.

A purity spiral can contain all of these things, but it is defined by the fact that it takes place in a defined community or society, where being purer-than-thou is always being rewarded, and holding a divergent, 'less pure' opinion is normally punished, a dynamic which leads to an inevitable escalation as only the most extreme can 'win'.

Could be anything, from Mao's Red Guard, to Neo-Nazis, to The Crucible, to Instagram knitting.
After Louise denounced Nike as bourgeois, the village fell into a purity spiral where first Nikes, then all sneakers, then all shoes, and later, socks, were burnt on a pyre by the villagers.

Foot amputations followed in the Spring.
by pizzleswizzle January 30, 2020
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myspace spiral

A situation in which one
intends on viewing a single profile
on myspace but views that individuals
intriguing friends,
which forces one to investigate said profiles
until one forgets where they
started in the first place.
~O-O~
Damn that myspace spiral kicked my ass for hours~
by the marquis February 4, 2007
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Stephen Hawking Swirl

An uncommon, yet unfortunate result of a throw during beer pong where the ball will spin around the rim of the cup, then be ejected out of said cup. The physics of this action are puzzling, some thinking that the ball enters a black hole and then reappears, falling out of the cup. Who knows how it works, apart from Stephen? But it sucks majorly when you lose because each shot results in the swirl.
Craig: Yo, now watch this shot

*Throws ball*
*balls spins around inside of cup*
*Ball levitates and is ejected from of cup*

Chris: Oh damnn, you just got owned by the Stephen Hawking Swirl!
by Missing Waldo September 1, 2012
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