swirled 

the point of being beyond drunk and or high, usually occurs right before passing out. symptoms include loss of motor funtion, memory,speech and may include loss of bladder control

I was swirled last night and I forgot where i was then peed myself.

swirled by Kerry Love Ph.D. July 15, 2005

swirled 

(in a residential court) when a cop drives by and checks you out.

oh man that cop just swirled. lets dip.

swirled by Anabelle Orlosen August 28, 2009

Swirled 

When you are at a 6 year olds birthday party and the birthday bear (Barney) swirls into a pint of guiness and you down it.

I got swirled by Barney at my cousins birthday.

Swirled by Barney Guiness February 11, 2022

Swirled 

Bi-polar (as a joke)
When someone keeps switching up on you (Eg- One minute they love you, the next minute they don't)

Dude, why are you so swirled?

Swirled by rizzmu.hehe March 15, 2024

swirled peas 

A veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...

when I contemplated the bumper sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon.

It read: "Visualize WORLD PEACE !!!!!!!"

"I could much more easily imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."

FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"
KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... SWIRLED PEAS ... and ...
(whisper:) I see dead people."

swirled peas by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006

Swirled Up

To be in a black and white relationship

A black man and white woman, or a black woman and white man.

"Hey, did you hear about dude gettin swirled up?"

Swirled Up by Escobar420 February 18, 2010

Swirled Sour Pie

A sex act in which the male ejaculates into the opening of the vagina. He then hocks a loogie onto his ejaculate and uses his erect penis to stir it in a swirling motion.

My girlfriend is tired of snowball kisses, so I’m going to give her a swirled sour pie.

Swirled Sour Pie by Fastandfredious November 22, 2021