Swinsor 

Very British.

Swinsor is very British.

Swinsor by SwinsorFan1818 February 17, 2022

Old Swinford Hospital 

Old Swinford hospital is a shitty money loving boarding school in the slap bang piss no where in West Midlands, The boarding houses has the worst vaping facilities apart from foster house toilets where everyone has a personal toilet with a smoke dispenser and the stone block toilet where all the dodgy deals happen. Vapes and drugs here are highly overpriced here, a smok novo can set you back 25£, 3.5g of bud can be up to 45 and a gram of coke can be as much as a whopping 60£. Dr sahni doesn’t pay tax, Mr Eastwood is lost, Mr Pardoe thinks he is a gangster, Mr macdonald-smith was bullied as a child and Mr Taylor is a jobless neek.

If you want to scam a bunch of jobless snobs, go to old Swinford hospital

Old Swinford Hospital by mrtaylorisacretin May 10, 2021

Swinscraper

When you pleasure a man so hard that you actually bruise your chin on his balls.

Scott bruised himself giving his lover a Swinscraper this morning. Now he must wear a creepy bandaid on his face.

Swinscraper by Brawnster March 18, 2014

Swinson

A deluded individual with a teneous grasp of reality.

Jo Swinson keeps thinking she will be prime minister, what a Swinson.

Swinson by Unforgiving Youth November 5, 2019

Swinford 

Adj; The ugliest word known to mankind. Used to describe something truly horrifying. The use of the word causes one to have a gag-reflex or even have their genitals fall off.

Noun; Also the name of a street in Esquimalt, British Columbia, the inhabitants of which are ordinary people, it's just the road itself.

Example 1:
Geoff: Yo Rick, did you see Robert the other day?
Rick: Yeah, his goatee looked like Swinford.

Example 2:
Eric: So I walked on Swinford St the other day, I held my breath the entire way across.
Jennifer: It sucks that you have to walk along it to get to the Rec Center, eh?

Swinford by LX;O September 30, 2012

swinfording 

not taking a shower for multiple of days

bro ive been swinfording for like 2 weeks

swinfording by young wild nigga January 26, 2012

Swinson’s Law 

One step on from Malcolm’s Law, Swinson’s Law states that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong, in the worst possible way, at the worst possible time and will all sorts of unforeseen and unpleasant fallout effects. Named after Jo Swinson who appeared from political obscurity in UK as Leader of the Liberal Democrats and announced that if she got into power she would reverse the decision to leave the European Union in contravention of the will of the British people, not very liberal or democratic. A rather silly woman who would be out of her depth in a car park puddle.

“Malcolm says he just loves Jo Swinson and hopes she gets into power.”
“No surprise there, Swinson’s law compared to Malcolm's law makes him look good.”

Swinson’s Law by AKACroatalin November 3, 2019