Swinsor
Very British.
Swinsor is very British.
Swinsor by SwinsorFan1818 February 17, 2022
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Old Swinford Hospital
Old Swinford hospital is a shitty money loving boarding school in the slap bang piss no where in West Midlands, The boarding houses has the worst vaping facilities apart from foster house toilets where everyone has a personal toilet with a smoke dispenser and the stone block toilet where all the dodgy deals happen. Vapes and drugs here are highly overpriced here, a smok novo can set you back 25£, 3.5g of bud can be up to 45 and a gram of coke can be as much as a whopping 60£. Dr sahni doesn’t pay tax, Mr Eastwood is lost, Mr Pardoe thinks he is a gangster, Mr macdonald-smith was bullied as a child and Mr Taylor is a jobless neek.
Old Swinford Hospital by mrtaylorisacretin May 10, 2021
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Swinsor • Swinford • sinsor • SinSoro • sinsorship • spinsorship • swinfording • Swinscraper • Swinser • Swinson
Swinscraper
Scott bruised himself giving his lover a Swinscraper this morning. Now he must wear a creepy bandaid on his face.
Swinscraper by Brawnster March 18, 2014
Swinson
Swinson by Unforgiving Youth November 5, 2019
Swinford
Adj; The ugliest word known to mankind. Used to describe something truly horrifying. The use of the word causes one to have a gag-reflex or even have their genitals fall off.
Noun; Also the name of a street in Esquimalt, British Columbia, the inhabitants of which are ordinary people, it's just the road itself.
Noun; Also the name of a street in Esquimalt, British Columbia, the inhabitants of which are ordinary people, it's just the road itself.
swinfording
swinfording by young wild nigga January 26, 2012
Swinson’s Law
One step on from Malcolm’s Law, Swinson’s Law states that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong, in the worst possible way, at the worst possible time and will all sorts of unforeseen and unpleasant fallout effects. Named after Jo Swinson who appeared from political obscurity in UK as Leader of the Liberal Democrats and announced that if she got into power she would reverse the decision to leave the European Union in contravention of the will of the British people, not very liberal or democratic. A rather silly woman who would be out of her depth in a car park puddle.
“Malcolm says he just loves Jo Swinson and hopes she gets into power.”
“No surprise there, Swinson’s law compared to Malcolm's law makes him look good.”
“No surprise there, Swinson’s law compared to Malcolm's law makes him look good.”
Swinson’s Law by AKACroatalin November 3, 2019
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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