Definitions by LX;O

Swinford 

Adj; The ugliest word known to mankind. Used to describe something truly horrifying. The use of the word causes one to have a gag-reflex or even have their genitals fall off.

Noun; Also the name of a street in Esquimalt, British Columbia, the inhabitants of which are ordinary people, it's just the road itself.

Example 1:
Geoff: Yo Rick, did you see Robert the other day?
Rick: Yeah, his goatee looked like Swinford.

Example 2:
Eric: So I walked on Swinford St the other day, I held my breath the entire way across.
Jennifer: It sucks that you have to walk along it to get to the Rec Center, eh?

Swinford by LX;O September 30, 2012