swinfording 

not taking a shower for multiple of days

bro ive been swinfording for like 2 weeks

swinfording by young wild nigga January 26, 2012

seinfolding 

The present action of watching Seinfeld.

girl: "What are you guys doing tonight?"
guy: "We're not sure yet, as of now, Seinfolding."
girl: "No wonder you guys never get laid!"

seinfolding by JavidF January 16, 2007

Stanfording

It is when you are obsessed about Stanford and keep saying "Stanford! Stanford! I got into Stanford!!"

Nosey: "I GOT INTO STANFORD! OMG OMG! Stanford! It's Stanford!!"

Isra: "We get it. Stop Stanfording!"

Stanfording by The Stanforder March 26, 2010

Swoffording 

Belittling a person just because they have different likes/beliefs than you.

1st Person: "Dude, you like gouda cheese?? You are such a FAG!!"

2nd Person: "Man, you've got to stop swoffording me. I'm getting a complex."

Swoffording by Gritty Banger December 28, 2007

Seinfolding 

Seinfolding in when a person has watched Seinfeld so many times that even though they continue to appreciate the comedy and craftsmanship they either must take a break or quit watching it .

A: hey man do you wanna watch Seinfeld at my house this weekend?
B: sorry man I think I’m seinfolding

A: what? When did this happen? When will it be over?
B: maybe never! I hear his voice in my mind! My friends say I’m starting to talk like him. I just don’t think I can keep doing this.

A: since you got back from nam it’s like u were never the same, I waited so long to see you again and even when I could I still missed you the same, maybe more.
B:I know… sometimes I miss me too.
A: so that’s it?
B:I guess so old friend… I guess so

Seinfolding by The Smarty farty 420 February 5, 2022

Swoffording 

Belittling a person just because they have different likes/beliefs than you.

1st Person: "Dude, you like gouda cheese?? You are such a FAG!!"

2nd Person: "Man, you've got to stop swoffording me. I'm getting a complex."

Swoffording by Gritty Banger December 29, 2007