bruise

A verd. Eqivalent of burn, to diss someone. An insult used by the third party after first part makes fun of a second party.

George: That lady is hawt.
Paco: Your mom is hawt.
Jeffy: BRUISED!

On man, you got bruised!

That's a bad bruise!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

by Jumping Bean October 18, 2006

bruise

Bruise- a combination of the words "break" and "lose." My brother always does this :(

You noobert! Why did you bruise the stupid computer again!????!1111

by pwner1111 November 25, 2010

bruise

a new term for sex

denting them thighs

by bobby December 20, 2003

bruisely

Not quite as good at fighting as Bruce Lee but pretty darn close.

Jackie Chan is very bruisely.

by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017

Bruise

a discoloration in the skin from a ruptured vein, this can also be called a "hicky" sometimes.

She came in to the cafeteria after x period and I noticed a bruise on her neck, thigh, and foot. I realized then either she got her ass jumped after she left or I'm gonna get my ass beat after I leave the cafe

by Hicky, sex, jumping, gangbang November 08, 2015

The bruise

To bruise a girl with your penis.

1 "Hey man what did you do last night"
2 "I did, "the bruise""

by Cptneo January 12, 2009

Bruised

Getting so drunk that you find bruises on youself the next day.

I can't believe how bruised I was last night at the club, I have purple welts all over my body to prove it!

Let's go get bruised! I haven't had a good bruising since New Years Eve.

by Bug80 September 17, 2012