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Swinson

A deluded individual with a teneous grasp of reality.
Jo Swinson keeps thinking she will be prime minister, what a Swinson.
by Unforgiving Youth November 5, 2019
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Swinson’s Law

One step on from Malcolm’s Law, Swinson’s Law states that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong, in the worst possible way, at the worst possible time and will all sorts of unforeseen and unpleasant fallout effects. Named after Jo Swinson who appeared from political obscurity in UK as Leader of the Liberal Democrats and announced that if she got into power she would reverse the decision to leave the European Union in contravention of the will of the British people, not very liberal or democratic. A rather silly woman who would be out of her depth in a car park puddle.
Malcolm says he just loves Jo Swinson and hopes she gets into power.”
“No surprise there, Swinson’s law compared to Malcolm's law makes him look good.”
by AKACroatalin November 3, 2019
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ms. swinson

wow i think she is a ms. swinson
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Ron Swanson Shot

Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)

Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon

Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches
I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.
by BarnabyHardwick March 26, 2013
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Ron Swanson

The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.
"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."

--Ron Swanson
by hamzawesome January 19, 2013
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Ron Swanson

Hey you ever heard of Ron Swanson?
Who hasn't?
by amgil October 25, 2018
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swinconis

a girl who drools over the men of the armed forces, to the point that she will "serve her troops"...if you know what I mean.
The swinconis went to the Marine base and the troops were satisfied.
by Alan Colins December 11, 2006
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