Sweers 

Weird beyond belief
Abnormal to the highest degree

Synonyms: Outlandish, incomprehensible, zany, nonsensical.
Antonyms: Sensible, commonplace, cookie-cutter, average.

CANNOT be used synonymously with sweer

The things I saw while I was tripping on acid in the Blue House were so sweers.

Sweers by Cleopatrah April 12, 2015

Sweesh

When you complete a seemingly impossible task with absolute perfection.

I can't believe I did that on the first try! Sweesh!
I got 100% in my assignment! Sweesh!
I just won that carnival game! Did you see that shot? Sweesh!

Sweesh by double_cheese_cronen_burger January 21, 2022

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

money doesn’t talk, it swears 

A subjective evaluation of the truth about money which is that it maintains violence, social aggression, deprivation of many, and mass cruelty.

Bob Dylan coined the poetic line, “money doesn’t talk, it swears,” in his iconic song, “It’s Alright, Ma.”

money doesn’t talk, it swears by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

sewerslide 

typically used in a sentence when an parent or teacher is around and is just a replacement for suicide

person:i thought he kirmited sewerslide.

other person: no he died from a heart attack.

sewerslide by Sinning boi June 17, 2020

sewerslide 

suicide but sewerslide.

I saw kermit sewersliding last night. It was very sad. now i have to write sewerslide again just so it lets me submit this

sewerslide by ThisIsMySchoolAccountL@L! December 5, 2018

Minister of Sneers 

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.

Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

-or-
The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

Minister of Sneers by Lawrence Triptathane January 31, 2008