Swatg

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just a fast way to type “swear to god” instead of “stg” so you look more trendy and different 😭😭 it’s like if you were to say stg but really fast like swatagod but it’s swatg. 😃bwoy

ONLY USED IN TEXTS, DONT SAY THIS IRL

Bwoy 1: “That bitch got a fat ass I swatg”
Bwoy 2: “Onggg bro I swatg I would tap”

Swatg by sasukeyams April 6, 2020

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Boner Swag

Boner Swag is the act of having a long and obvious erection shooting right through your shorts and getting up in front of your class with your shoulders held high and great confidence as your thunder cock is poking out.

Wendy: Gee whiz, Carly! Look at Chad’s boner!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!

Boner Swag by Boner Swag Man October 4, 2021

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Seatgeek

David dobrik 's bitch. They give free cars to people.

Person:- i want a porshe.
David:- Seatgeek is an amazing app that helps me buy tickets in the easiest way possible. *Laughs*
*Gets car*
Person:- thank you david

Seatgeek by chungachungachungachunga February 25, 2019

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Seatgull

A course registration website that totally doesn't have a mentally defective founder

Wow, did you see Coursicle having a meltdown on twitter? At least seatgull seems marginally sane

Seatgull by Not a seatgull dev I promise March 10, 2022

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swag loops

A popular breakfast cereal in south side Detroit and Compton

Little Tyrone just loves his swag loops

swag loops by Nicky Bemez February 5, 2014

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swag punch a bitch

Using your extreme amounts of swagger to manifest your stand and absolutely demolishing some bitches skull with a swift yet fatal punch

I proceeded to Swag punch a bitch.

swag punch a bitch by Bigred0506 October 22, 2020

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swag.com

When someone or something is so swag or swaggy that it deserves its own domain on the internet.

"Yooo you know *insert name of person who is swag.com*? They are swag.com."

swag.com by swag.org April 28, 2022

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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