Swatg

just a fast way to type “swear to god” instead of “stg” so you look more trendy and different 😭😭 it’s like if you were to say stg but really fast like swatagod but it’s swatg. 😃bwoy

ONLY USED IN TEXTS, DONT SAY THIS IRL

Bwoy 1: “That bitch got a fat ass I swatg”
Bwoy 2: “Onggg bro I swatg I would tap”

by sasukeyams April 6, 2020

Boner Swag

Boner Swag is the act of having a long and obvious erection shooting right through your shorts and getting up in front of your class with your shoulders held high and great confidence as your thunder cock is poking out.

Wendy: Gee whiz, Carly! Look at Chad’s boner!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!

by Boner Swag Man October 4, 2021

Seatgeek

David dobrik 's bitch. They give free cars to people.

Person:- i want a porshe.
David:- Seatgeek is an amazing app that helps me buy tickets in the easiest way possible. *Laughs*
*Gets car*
Person:- thank you david

by chungachungachungachunga February 25, 2019

Seatgull

A course registration website that totally doesn't have a mentally defective founder

Wow, did you see Coursicle having a meltdown on twitter? At least seatgull seems marginally sane

by Not a seatgull dev I promise March 10, 2022

swag loops

A popular breakfast cereal in south side Detroit and Compton

Little Tyrone just loves his swag loops

by Nicky Bemez February 5, 2014

swag punch a bitch

Using your extreme amounts of swagger to manifest your stand and absolutely demolishing some bitches skull with a swift yet fatal punch

I proceeded to Swag punch a bitch.

by Bigred0506 October 22, 2020

swag.com

When someone or something is so swag or swaggy that it deserves its own domain on the internet.

"Yooo you know *insert name of person who is swag.com*? They are swag.com."

by swag.org April 28, 2022