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noun. A substance which is not just obtained, but inherited. Usually imparts a walk with a slight limp, a smile that stops you in your tracks, and causes lucious barbaric man fur to grow from the chin. Characteristics include breaking curves in all classes, untouchable golf scores, and pool shark abilities. It drips off the person, leaving trails of swag juice in hallways and puddles on furniture.
Friend: "Look at that guy who just walked in the room..."

Other Friend: *Looks at friend*

Both in Unison: "SWAG JUICE."
by JNAB May 04, 2013
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noun. A substance which is not just obtained, but inherited. Usually imparts a walk with a slight limp, a smile that stops you in your tracks, causes lucious barbaric man fur to grow from the chin. Symptoms include breaking curves in all classes, untouchable golf scores, and pool shark abilities. It drips off the person, leaving trails of swag juice in hallways and puddles on furniture.
Friend: "Look at that guy who just walked in the room..."
Other Friend: *Looks at friend*
Both in Unison: "SWAG JUICE."
by ANJB May 04, 2013
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When your swag is so 'ill it circulates through your body like juice..toilets won't flush when you piss, paramedics refuse gloves if you bleed, and people say thank you when you sneeze!
Dustin: "Why were all those chicks falling on the dance floor last night? Were they that wasted bro?!"

Sean:"Nah man, I started to sweat it got so hott up in there with all them dancin around me, they musta been slippin on my Swag Juice..funniest part was they didn't want to get their faces off of the dance floor!"
by geahanse March 03, 2011
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A potent drink made by mixing Everclear (or another strong drink like vodka or liqueur) with the finely ground "Already Vaped Bud" from a vaporizer. The "strength" of the drink depends on the ratio of bud to alcohol. A few drops of this juice, once tested for strength, is usually enough to boost your swag considerably for at least a few hours.
Wow you just drank that whole bottle of swag juice? You're about to trip balls bro
by MJ Beardman May 21, 2014
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noun-the figurative substance that oozes from swagulated people
two guys are at an eminem concert

one says "dang Eminem is always so raw"

other says "bro, he's drippin swag juice"
by yohamann July 29, 2011
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