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Swansexual 

The deep fire inside that calls out when you see a swan. You feel drawn to the soft feathers and elegant beaks .
Person 1: Look how peng that fittie is
Person 2: Sorry man, I’m swansexual.
Swansexual by LIY77 May 13, 2020

swagsexual 

swag-sexuality is unlike any other, its basicaly the same thing as being straight but you have swag. In being a swagsexual you have amazing hair, good looks and rep the most freshest clothes. Being a swagsexual is hard work, because girls are always after you. It is not the samething as a metrosexual because metrosexuals dont have swag and dont rep the style and swang that swagsexuals have. If you have skinny jeans, swagolicous shirts, and the freshest shoes you are a swagsexual and get so many girls.
If your name are any of these you proly have swag off the back and are a swagsexual---
-Pete, Pedro, Pietro, peter
-Sean
-Alexander
- ect.. too many too name but these are the basic ones.
swagsexual by swagcity January 22, 2011

swimsexual 

A swimmer who is not in a relationship because they are swimaholics and the pool is there significant other
1-why are you not dating anyone ?

2- I'm swimsexual

Simpsexual

Someone who gets aroused by simping to hoes with attention or money.

A simp that would break the bro code for a

hoe's attention.

- A flying sheep
Is Duhn straight or gay?

He's just Simpsexual
Simpsexual by Simp-Slayer August 21, 2020

Samsexual 

The Sexual Orientation where a person only finds those named Sam sexually or emotionally attractive.
Oh, Buckley... He's Samsexual he is.
Samsexual by Simonsen March 12, 2021

Samsexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to the opposite sex, regardless of gender.
They might be non-binary now, but I'm still attracted to them. So yeah, I'm a samsexual.
Samsexual by Maxecuter February 9, 2021
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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