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Swampsexual 

A person who is attracted to toxic people and/or is a toxic person who’s attracted to starting drama.
“She might as well be swampsexual, for she’s balls deep into that toxicity.”
Swampsexual by Maekmeh June 10, 2022
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Swansexual 

The deep fire inside that calls out when you see a swan. You feel drawn to the soft feathers and elegant beaks .
Person 1: Look how peng that fittie is
Person 2: Sorry man, I’m swansexual.
Swansexual by LIY77 May 13, 2020

swagsexual 

swag-sexuality is unlike any other, its basicaly the same thing as being straight but you have swag. In being a swagsexual you have amazing hair, good looks and rep the most freshest clothes. Being a swagsexual is hard work, because girls are always after you. It is not the samething as a metrosexual because metrosexuals dont have swag and dont rep the style and swang that swagsexuals have. If you have skinny jeans, swagolicous shirts, and the freshest shoes you are a swagsexual and get so many girls.
If your name are any of these you proly have swag off the back and are a swagsexual---
-Pete, Pedro, Pietro, peter
-Sean
-Alexander
- ect.. too many too name but these are the basic ones.
swagsexual by swagcity January 22, 2011

swimsexual 

A swimmer who is not in a relationship because they are swimaholics and the pool is there significant other
1-why are you not dating anyone ?

2- I'm swimsexual

Simpsexual

Someone who gets aroused by simping to hoes with attention or money.

A simp that would break the bro code for a

hoe's attention.

- A flying sheep
Is Duhn straight or gay?

He's just Simpsexual
Simpsexual by Simp-Slayer August 21, 2020

Samsexual 

The Sexual Orientation where a person only finds those named Sam sexually or emotionally attractive.
Oh, Buckley... He's Samsexual he is.
Samsexual by Simonsen March 12, 2021

Samsexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to the opposite sex, regardless of gender.
They might be non-binary now, but I'm still attracted to them. So yeah, I'm a samsexual.
Samsexual by Maxecuter February 9, 2021
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