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swimsexual 

A swimmer who is not in a relationship because they are swimaholics and the pool is there significant other
1-why are you not dating anyone ?

2- I'm swimsexual
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ShitSexual 

ShitSexual is when you make non-existing sexualities hat invalidates the LGBTQ+ community, for example the animesexual shit (ShitSexual is not part of the LGBTQ+)
Girl 1: hey girl 2 may I ask what your sexual preference are?
Girl 2: Yeah! I'm Animesexual.
Girl 1: Oh so you're part of the ShitSexual community
ShitSexual by AHJSBSBJAK123456 January 8, 2021

semisexual 

Someone who feels sexual attraction but has no desire to act on it.
Someone who does not feel sexual attraction but has a libido.
"I saw Dan watching porn the other day"
"and?"
"He says he likes me but he doesn't want to sleep with me"
"Oh, yeah, he's semisexual, don't even try"
semisexual by brokendarling May 22, 2015

shipsexual 

Feeling sexually attracted to ships, or similar stuff.
Person 1: yo homie, why do you have all of these posters of battleships and destroyers?

Person 2: if you didn't know. I'm shipsexual
shipsexual by Holy bucket August 4, 2020

shitsexual 

"Oh shitter me timbers shit is so hot. I'm such a shitsexual"
shitsexual by doodoo bird October 21, 2020

skinsexual 

someone who is only attracted to skinny legeneds like the queen raini rodriguez and mariah carey. these people only date skinny legends, and refuse to date anyone else.
friend: oh my gosh isn't Jack so hot!
skinsexual friend: eww no way
friend:wth? why don't you like Jack
skinsexual: nah fam, i'm skinsexual I only like Raini Rodriguez
nobody:
your 4th grade teacher:
not even your mom:
raini: FIESTA SALSA QUINCENERAAAA BAILAAA
skinsexual by sksksinny legend October 1, 2019

sisexual 

SISexual.

A person who wishes to have sex with their sister. And only her.
Dude, I think he's into incest.
-Yeah, he's sisexual.
sisexual by JoMan112 August 6, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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