Surpie 

A type of Gun/historical memorabilia collector who specifically collects military surplus. Occasionally may have a proto-sexual fixation on specific historical firearms.

Almost all Surpie(s) hate bubbas

Surpie by Spooder anus July 18, 2025

skurpies 

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.

Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.

skurpies by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015

Dp Surpreyes 

Having a chick play with ones penis until the boiling point. Then he ask for her to give him head. While she goes down he shoots his load in face and yells SURPRIZE!!!!

Bitch got a Dp Surpreyes.

Dp Surpreyes by JacIII December 25, 2007

Slurpie Mountaineers 

A group of people in northern California who go hiking for kicks, but don't take it too seriously and aren't obsessed with health, just having fun.

Person 1: "Whoa, who are those cool kids trekking up that trail and having a hella good time?"
Person 2: "Those are the Slurpie Mountaineers!"

Slurpie Mountaineers by cultclassiclolo February 19, 2009

suriel 

The most handsome being created to fix broken hearts; considered to be very romantic, caring, and passionate.

Many males have envy againts this being due to the love language spoken through the lips of this romance prince.

Cupid's escaped heart (suriel).

suriel by Your Online Dictionary October 16, 2013

Cherry Slurpie 

One big step beyond a deep throat blowjob.

When your girlfriend goes down so far on your cock that she can slurp up and suck one or both balls into her mouth.

Angel gives such a great BJ... she can even perform a Cherry Slurpie!

Cherry Slurpie by Angel's Prince December 4, 2013

thotie surpreme

a thotie supreme is the lord of all thots, her pussy is a familiar face to every nigga on the surface of the earth

sharkeisha: i dated every nigga in the hood
barbie: shut up hoe you the lord of all thots a thotie surpreme

how to spot a thotie supreme

.her pussy smell like a fish market
.your niggas have a map of each crease in her camel toe
.answers questions in class by raising her stank legs
.can describe the shape, colour and taste of every dick she's ever known
. in extreme cases sucks dick in a stairwell

thotie surpreme by mr.whyte March 15, 2015