surprenant 

means "surprising" in french.

OMFG==== surprenant

surprenant by tarynrae July 5, 2008

Surprenant 

A french slang word for a big mean kid that is always angry; the playground bully; a meth head

Look at that Surprenant over there punching Tom in the face

Surprenant by foolsmasher October 11, 2011

Surprenant 

A huge mythical creature in folklore that cannot die. It has legs like tree trunks, and it is said that his kick can kill a man. The Surprenant has been known to disapear for weeks at a time and then show up unexpectedly somewhere.

Eric: Hey did you hear that someone spotted a Surprenant near the woods the other day

Chris: How scary

Surprenant by smelly brown guy October 25, 2011

surpresent 

A surprise present! Simply a gift that is either unexpected or you simply do not know what you are receiving.

Mom played it well this year... looks like we'll be getting surpresents for Christmas.

surpresent by That Nick Guy November 30, 2005

Surpresent 

Surpresent ; is to engage in the act of representing 1/3rd of the world's population, or under the voting age, or where it's unsafe to do so.

Headline : Kinetic usurp being used to proxy vote for those unable, dubbing it 'surpresent'.

Surpresent by Bryn Benn April 13, 2020