skurpies

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.

Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.

by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015

skurpes

Name for when a girl is a skanky cunt and has herpes.

"Jackie is such a skurpes. I wouldn't touch her with your dick."

by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009

free slurpies

when you buy weed off of a person and they give the buyer a venerial disease

'' oh hey sean C. you got the bud and my free slurpies?'' ''yeah, unzip your pants."

by adamroth February 23, 2011

Slurpies

Otherwise known as a "sloppy burpie." It's a modified version of the Crossfit exercise the "Burpie." This happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a Crossfit WOD and causes your Burpie form to lack.

"Dude, I was so tired during yesterday's WOD that my Burpies started looking like Slurpies."

by Bartles June 6, 2013

Scurpies

Rare disease consisting of huge red bumps on and surrounding the bagina. Can be transmitted through sexual contact and/or kissing.

After a fun night with a random hooker, Dewey developed scurpies.

by Bob Wehadababyitsaboy January 22, 2005

Slurpies

Game friends play where they suck each other off and time how long it takes each other to come.

Hey bro lets play "Slurpies"
Ok bro
No homo bro

by Yoshibeara October 26, 2020

Scurpies

A mix between scurvy and herpes. Mostly carried by pirates, and because the only pirates left on the planet are Asian or Somalian, they are the only ones who are susceptible to it.

Man, did you see the scurpies on the mouth of that Thai water bandit?

by MKUltra56 April 30, 2011