Scurpies

Rare disease consisting of huge red bumps on and surrounding the bagina. Can be transmitted through sexual contact and/or kissing.

After a fun night with a random hooker, Dewey developed scurpies.

by Bob Wehadababyitsaboy January 22, 2005

Scurpies

A mix between scurvy and herpes. Mostly carried by pirates, and because the only pirates left on the planet are Asian or Somalian, they are the only ones who are susceptible to it.

Man, did you see the scurpies on the mouth of that Thai water bandit?

by MKUltra56 April 30, 2011