Scurpies

Rare disease consisting of huge red bumps on and surrounding the bagina. Can be transmitted through sexual contact and/or kissing.

After a fun night with a random hooker, Dewey developed scurpies.

Scurpies by Bob Wehadababyitsaboy January 22, 2005

Scurpies

A mix between scurvy and herpes. Mostly carried by pirates, and because the only pirates left on the planet are Asian or Somalian, they are the only ones who are susceptible to it.

Man, did you see the scurpies on the mouth of that Thai water bandit?

Scurpies by MKUltra56 April 30, 2011

skurpies 

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.

Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.

skurpies by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015

scerpies 

A combination of scurvy and herpes

When a lady of the night with scurvy/herpes wiped my dick on her face it gave me scerpies

scerpies by James Milligan January 11, 2008

scurbies

small crabs that crawl all around your nether-reagons.

HENDO has scurbies and a coufander

scurbies by wang face April 17, 2003

free slurpies 

when you buy weed off of a person and they give the buyer a venerial disease

'' oh hey sean C. you got the bud and my free slurpies?'' ''yeah, unzip your pants."

free slurpies by adamroth February 23, 2011

Scurries 

The name given to a small creature (like an otter or a raccoon) when they run around or cause mayhem.

I walked outside only to see a scurries rummaging through the garbage bin. It saw me and scurried away.

Scurries by little scurries October 31, 2017