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surely you jest! 

"you must be joking!" or "you can't be serious!"
John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"

John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"
surely you jest! by Polo January 11, 2008
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Surely Marlarkey 

Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.
Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.

You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
Suniel by Anonymous July 6, 2003
The most hated Undertale ship for whatever reason. It is Sans X Toriel. If you say you ship it, a bunch of crybabies will start flinging shit at you for it.
Guy #1: I ship Soriel.
Guy #2: UMG U FUK IMMA DISLIEK U UN 10 ACCUNTS
Soriel by 666san August 26, 2016

Survelate 

The act of surveillance . The the creepy art of watching those that are unaware they are being watched.
Nick went to survelate a house he thought his girlfriend was messing around at. Nick went to survelate a bunch of crack dealers.
An angel claimed to be of the order Seraphim by some accounts. Also claimed to be one of the Grigori. This is the angel that, according to the Ethiopian Book of Enoch, taught humans the "course of the sun and the moon" against the will of god.

This name is oftentimes synonymous with the name
Sariel by sariel November 12, 2004