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surely you jest! 

"you must be joking!" or "you can't be serious!"
John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"

John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"
surely you jest! by Polo January 11, 2008
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Surely Marlarkey 

Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.
Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.

You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
Suniel by Anonymous July 6, 2003
The most hated Undertale ship for whatever reason. It is Sans X Toriel. If you say you ship it, a bunch of crybabies will start flinging shit at you for it.
Guy #1: I ship Soriel.
Guy #2: UMG U FUK IMMA DISLIEK U UN 10 ACCUNTS
Soriel by 666san August 26, 2016

Survelate 

The act of surveillance . The the creepy art of watching those that are unaware they are being watched.
Nick went to survelate a house he thought his girlfriend was messing around at. Nick went to survelate a bunch of crack dealers.
An angel claimed to be of the order Seraphim by some accounts. Also claimed to be one of the Grigori. This is the angel that, according to the Ethiopian Book of Enoch, taught humans the "course of the sun and the moon" against the will of god.

This name is oftentimes synonymous with the name
Sariel by sariel November 12, 2004
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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