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Suckstress

A mistress or a gay, downlow or crossdresser who sucks off married frustrated men who havent had sex from their wives or girlfriends in order to relieve their sexual frustration and keep their marriages together. Usually occurs when men have a pregnant wife or girlfriend.
Karrine Steffans Superhead is a suckstress aka mistress who sucked off married rappers and R&B singers.
Suckstress by Open March 24, 2014

Sucksessful 

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.
Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.
Sucksessful by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

fuckstress 

He paused while the audience applauded them, all the while lifting the tiny fuckstress up and down on his schlong.
fuckstress by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

sucstressful

Achievement of success while enduring much stress.
In the same business day you find out the property you rent for your biz is in forclosure & then you receive a phone call from a national publication congratulating you on your biz making the front cover of next months issue. That's a sucstressful day.
sucstressful by SoakinJoes.com September 13, 2009

Sucksessful 

1)when a quality of something sucks balls ,and everyone knows it, but is wildly popular anyway. 2) Miley Cyrus.
Dude: You know that guy Chris Martin, From Coldplay?

Girl:yeah

Dude:He is a horrible singer live.

Girl: True Dat!

He sucks. The music's good, so he gets away with it.

Dude: THAT MuthaTrucka! I wish I could suck so hard and still be that sucksessful.
Expression for a female loser.
Girl or woman who gives oral sex.
That lady´s a suckeress.
suckeress by Julian Angel August 3, 2006
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piddlefart

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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