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suckstress

n. female who is skilled in performing oral sex on a male.
"That chick was the queen of all suckstresses -- I never had a better blowjob in my life!"
by Marc February 14, 2004
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Suckstress

A mistress or a gay, downlow or crossdresser who sucks off married frustrated men who havent had sex from their wives or girlfriends in order to relieve their sexual frustration and keep their marriages together. Usually occurs when men have a pregnant wife or girlfriend.
Karrine Steffans Superhead is a suckstress aka mistress who sucked off married rappers and R&B singers.
by Open March 24, 2014
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Sucksessful

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.
Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.
by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
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He paused while the audience applauded them, all the while lifting the tiny fuckstress up and down on his schlong.
by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008
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sucstressful

Achievement of success while enduring much stress.
In the same business day you find out the property you rent for your biz is in forclosure & then you receive a phone call from a national publication congratulating you on your biz making the front cover of next months issue. That's a sucstressful day.
by SoakinJoes.com September 13, 2009
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Sucksessful

1)when a quality of something sucks balls ,and everyone knows it, but is wildly popular anyway. 2) Miley Cyrus.
Dude: You know that guy Chris Martin, From Coldplay?

Girl:yeah

Dude:He is a horrible singer live.

Girl: True Dat!

He sucks. The music's good, so he gets away with it.

Dude: THAT MuthaTrucka! I wish I could suck so hard and still be that sucksessful.
by I-R-MAKE_WORD-BY-ACCIDENT September 19, 2009
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suckeress

Expression for a female loser.
Girl or woman who gives oral sex.
That lady´s a suckeress.
by Julian Angel August 3, 2006
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