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sluntstress 

a slunt ( slut and a cunt) who thinks she is a lady, but is really a dirty little, viscious, coniving, deceitful little bitch underneath her superficial facade...
The party planner acted so aloof and hotintot- but she was really just a little sluntstress
sluntstress by davethewave2 July 17, 2010
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spunksessed 

to severely gawk in, an almost obssesive manner, for extended periods of time at the female specimen in which the voyeur expierences a physical reaction of being visually stimulated (i.e.-erection a.k.a full out, morning wood) to the point of natural release of penile fluid (a.k.a cum, love juice or good old spunk!) without actual physical stimulation.
A blue balled virgin who spots a sexy milf walking down the street

"I was immediately spunksessed when i saw your mom stumbling bull-leggedly down the street exposing her twat!"
spunksessed by D.No December 31, 2006

suckstress

n. female who is skilled in performing oral sex on a male.
"That chick was the queen of all suckstresses -- I never had a better blowjob in my life!"
suckstress by Marc February 14, 2004

Suckstress

A mistress or a gay, downlow or crossdresser who sucks off married frustrated men who havent had sex from their wives or girlfriends in order to relieve their sexual frustration and keep their marriages together. Usually occurs when men have a pregnant wife or girlfriend.
Karrine Steffans Superhead is a suckstress aka mistress who sucked off married rappers and R&B singers.
Suckstress by Open March 24, 2014
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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