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spunkstress 

a girl or woman who is so hot she demands you come just by looking at you
bob fuck me brian do you see that hot chick over there ?

brian er yes can we go now i need to change my pants !

bob spunkstress huh ?

brian yup
spunkstress by beara shark January 20, 2011
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sluntstress 

a slunt ( slut and a cunt) who thinks she is a lady, but is really a dirty little, viscious, coniving, deceitful little bitch underneath her superficial facade...
The party planner acted so aloof and hotintot- but she was really just a little sluntstress
sluntstress by davethewave2 July 17, 2010
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spunksessed 

to severely gawk in, an almost obssesive manner, for extended periods of time at the female specimen in which the voyeur expierences a physical reaction of being visually stimulated (i.e.-erection a.k.a full out, morning wood) to the point of natural release of penile fluid (a.k.a cum, love juice or good old spunk!) without actual physical stimulation.
A blue balled virgin who spots a sexy milf walking down the street

"I was immediately spunksessed when i saw your mom stumbling bull-leggedly down the street exposing her twat!"
spunksessed by D.No December 31, 2006

suckstress

n. female who is skilled in performing oral sex on a male.
"That chick was the queen of all suckstresses -- I never had a better blowjob in my life!"
suckstress by Marc February 14, 2004

Suckstress

A mistress or a gay, downlow or crossdresser who sucks off married frustrated men who havent had sex from their wives or girlfriends in order to relieve their sexual frustration and keep their marriages together. Usually occurs when men have a pregnant wife or girlfriend.
Karrine Steffans Superhead is a suckstress aka mistress who sucked off married rappers and R&B singers.
Suckstress by Open March 24, 2014
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