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Stupension 

Where stupidity and intention meet.
We have all seen people do stupid things when they meant well.
They had good stupensions.
Stupension by Mrs. Bumbles July 25, 2010
Words you can keep

Independent Suspension 

Independent Suspension, slang

1) Up in your face breasts that don't sag at all

2) Great knockers, often breast implants
OMMFG! Did you see the independent suspension on that honey!?

suspension of disbelief 

the point at which you must give up all skeptisism, and just accept what goes against all that you think you know.
when odd job, in GOLDFINGER sends a lincoln Continental into the compacter, then places the 5000 or so pound block into the back of a 1964 ranchero, and drives off...well it must had a suspension of disbelief!
suspension of disbelief by sandspit October 18, 2007

Suspension Bridge Effect 

The suspension bridge effect happens when a person crosses a suspension bridge and he sees someone of the opposite sex. his fear of falling down causes his heart to pound. He then mistakes that for the heart-pounding feeling felt when falling in love with the opposite sex.

In short, when the other party is in a state of fright and he see you, he will fall in love with you.

Psychologically it would work, but probably not in practice
Joyce: Scooter, I love you!

Scooter: Stop shaking the bridge

Joyce: be careful, your gonna fall. your gonna fall!
_____________________________________________________________

Ramantha: You know, The "suspension bridge effect" really works! i tried it last time.

Hanna: Yeah! I've heard about that! Thats the way to go about confessing right?

Ramantha: Sure is! How do you think i got Moe to start going out with me?

organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound 

Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?

Faking the Suspension

When somebody pretends that they have been wronged by somebody else (usually a large group of unidentifiable people) in order to gain support that was most likely lost by being lame over a long period of time.

First brought to light by MrChiCity on YouTube in his video "YouTube is Dying (YouTube Exposed) "

Synonyms: attention whoring, cry for help
YouTuber with decreasing views: *posts video with porn in it*

YouTuber with decreasing views: *flags video with own alternate account before many people can see it*

YouTube: *removes video and suspends account*

YouTuber with decreasing views: YOUTUBE IS BLOCKING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!

Stupid viewers: OMG YOUTUBE IS TERrIBLE!!! WE HAVE TO SUPPORT HIM!!

Smart viewer: nahh, he's just faking the suspension to get you guys to pay attention to him again.
Faking the Suspension by Verbesity December 5, 2009

suspension without retirement 

son: dad can you show me a bigbrain amongus reference
dad: sure you know about "suspension without retirement"?
son: wdym?
dad: what do people receive when they retire?
son: ...a pension?
dad: now you get it son?
son: omg thanks dad

(son plays amongus as red)

blue: i saw pink killed cyan in electrical and vented to medbay
red: sure he's suspension without retirement
blue: wdym red
red: what do people get when they retire?
black: kinda sus, at least he's just a kid
purple: yea let's vote him out

(red was not the impostor. 1 impostor remains.)
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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