Immodest's definitions

Ronald McDonald

A woman's revenge for a Dirty Sanchez, formerly referred to as Red Wings.

To pay Rock back for the Dirty Sanchez, Mona left him with a Ronald McDonald after her went down on her and her "little friend".

by Immodest April 30, 2006

Hamster Suit

Hamster Suit, noun

1) a long sleeved, long baggy sweater dress that goes down past the knees worn by women to conceal their figure or bulk, giving the appearance of a giant hamster with just hands and tiny feet protruding. Most commonly seen on plump, overweight, or large breasted women.

April's hamster suit didn't hide her big boobs, but it did make her look thirty pounds heavier.

by Immodest August 4, 2012

Kowulz

N.

Copyrighted phonetic spelling of the surname Cowles, used exclusively by graphic designer Rock Cowles. www.Kowulz.com

Kowulz is great for Search Engine Optimization (SEO).

by Immodest February 9, 2023

eddress

noun, internet slang for an e-mail address.

Rock frustrated his friends by having too many eddresses.

by Immodest January 3, 2006

mirth defect

mirth defect,
1. n. Having an active sense of humor and eclectic world outlook where jokes and funny comments go over most people's heads

Rock antagonizes people wherever he goes. He thinks he has a mirth defect.

by Immodest April 19, 2025

Independent Suspension

Independent Suspension, slang

1) Up in your face breasts that don't sag at all

2) Great knockers, often breast implants

OMMFG! Did you see the independent suspension on that honey!?

by Immodest August 5, 2012

Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome

Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.

Rock's Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome often led him to uke hunts in Hawaii.

by Immodest May 17, 2022