strension 

The particular type of tension produced by unrelenting stress.

These exams are causing strension!

strension by Raifus August 28, 2017

Stresson 

A worthwhile life lesson learned through a whole lotta stress.

Stress+lesson=stresson

That was one crazy weekend. All that stress made me realize it just ain't worth procrastinating. Phew! I sure learned my stresson.

Stresson by Mandi Harmony September 18, 2016

strussione

Strussione's are hot af and your lucky to be one. There's only a few out there. They come from Italy. Once meeting a Strussione you will be attracted for life they basically put you under a magical spell. STRUSSIONE'S ARE LIFE!

Damn I wish I was a Strussione

strussione by Kakakakkaka January 5, 2014

stressin' the dingle 

Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.

"Dude! Get off the pot, stop stressin' the dingle!"

stressin' the dingle by Bearded March 6, 2008

Stranson 

The flap of your shirt that sits in top of your buttocks.

Hey Ileana, checkout that stranson over there.

Ileana: oh wow, that's a big stranson, she must be allergic to stransonite.

Stranson by Pitel the great April 13, 2011

Stressing Steve Syndrome 

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.

Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!

Stressing Steve Syndrome by MCleary November 17, 2009

Stronson 

A shit you are waiting to do for a long long time.

bro, im hanging for a stronson

Stronson by nomisen July 30, 2009