When a turd ceases to be a island in the toilet and becomes a continent; often completely filling the hopper.
I had so much PF Chang's last night that I just pinched a massive Continental.
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A slang, somewhat derogatory term used by British (mainly English) people to refer to people from Mainland Europe.
Fuck, mate, don't you know about Continental coppers? They're all bent!
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To use fancy words, catch phrases, and overly pronounced foreign words that makes one appear to be worldly traveled and high class.
Clerk: Welcome to Starbucks. How may I help you?

Vic: I'll have a small coffee and cheese danish.

Don: I'll take a Bacon, Gouda Cheese & Egg Frittata on Artisan Roll and a Venti Caramel Brulée Latte.

Vic: That's very continental.
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To have had sex with someone from all six inhabited continents (North America, South America, Europe, Africa, Asia, Oceania). Each partner must have been born on the land mass in question to count towards the total.
If I can get my Oceania card punched while I'm in Melbourne, I'll have pulled off the lifetime Continental.
by Johnny Panic February 12, 2009
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Bud from a Cannabis that is fairly descent.
Above residential but still below the mighty presidential
"didn't have enough money for some one hitta quita shit, but i did get a hold of some continental. looks like hoes gonna be all on it. they don't know no difference between some fire ass shit and a pile of shit. dumbass bitches."
by tucker c. October 20, 2005
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The act of penetrating one's parter from behind, while reaching around and fellating his or her genitalia (also known as a reacharound) with one hand, and simultaneously having one's thumb or fingers on the other hand sucked on. The partner in the front (being penetrated) reaches behind their head for the penetrator to suck on their fingers or thumb.

The sensation of having one's fingers sucked on can simulate the feeling of a blowjob, and can be quite arousing.

The participant in the rear is said to be giving a Continental.

The participant in the front is said to be receiving a Continental.

The act can be performed heterosexually or homosexually, and draws its name from the idea that the participants are reaching back and forth around each other, as if reaching all around the globe.
"Last night I thought I was going to give a reacharound to my partner until she started sucking on my fingers right at the climax! I sucked on her fingers right back, and it was the best Continental I ever had."

"Last night I had the worst Continental ever. My partner bit off my thumb and I was rushed to the ER."
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What Bulgarian and Manchester United striker Dimitar Berbatov is lovingly referred to as by some Man Utd fans.
That was a great volley by The Continental
by Berbasex October 31, 2009
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