Studcation
I’m using my annual leave for a studcation. I really hope I ace this test so I can leave this MF job.
Studcation by Majuicy191 June 10, 2022
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Relation Staycation
When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)
After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.
Relation Staycation by CXR February 16, 2015
Related Words
Studcation • studation • Studycation • staycation • SITUCATION • slutcation • Sadcation • seducation • Slumcation • stagcation
med-sturbation
I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.
med-sturbation by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009
staycation
A vacation that is spent at one's home enjoying all that home and one's home environs have to offer.
Even though I live and work in New York, I don't always get to enjoy all it has to offer, what with my work commitments, but I sure did have an awesome time here during my spring staycation.
staycation by SVS September 14, 2008
Word of the Day on May 23, 2008
Staycation
A reprieve from daily activities of work and chores; taking personal time for more important pieces of life... such as anal sex, the rusty trombone, and rewarding your significant other for getting you flowers with ridiculous sexual favors.
Thanks for sending those flowers to work to show people I am loved, lets take a staycation so you can tear my ass apart.
This Friday was my last day of work before my staycation, so I stopped by Walgreen's to buy a 12 pack of personal lubricant.
This Friday was my last day of work before my staycation, so I stopped by Walgreen's to buy a 12 pack of personal lubricant.
Staycation by JRockdown June 30, 2011
e-sturbation
1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.
2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.
2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.
1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)
2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!
2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!
e-sturbation by Mark H August 25, 2004
Cry-sturbation
A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.
Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!
After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.
After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.
Cry-sturbation by Florida Dwarf Killer March 4, 2011
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