1. According to a Hetalia Kink
Meme, "Two crisp, crumbly cookies adhered with a sticky, syrup filling. Firm and chewy when
cold, but left to cover a hot, steaming cup of coffee, the core went all melty. From toffee to caramel in consistency. The kind that stuck to the roof of your mouth and you had to
lick and suck at furiously to get off."
2. We have no idea, but also according to a Hetalia Kink
Meme, some sort of service offered by prostitutes that involves 5 pints of some unidentifiable liquid, 14 eggs, a whisk, and a coat hanger.