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Stroopwaffel

"Stroopwaffeling" someone refers to when you sit on another person, often without their consent, typically on public transport, e.g Trains and Buses.
"Fuck man I accidentally turned a woman into a stroopwaffel on the train this morning"
by serpion April 7, 2019
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Stroopwafel Community

A lovely community under a chess master and Twitch-partnered streamer, Anna-Maja Kazarian. Grandmasters during her puzzle streams and English masters during her reading streams. VIPs often get Skrew'd and mods often riot but the rest of chat usually behaves ;) . You will see Luke beat Tom even though Tom thinks he's superior. Basically dominated by Tulips - hard to organize a sub vs. plebs battle because of all the love and support from the gifted subs.
Join the Stroopwafel Community today! You'll never miss a single time the our lovely queen hangs a rook or trashtalks or references the heat <3 Cutest chess streamer in the world!!!
by stroopwafelpineapplepizza October 22, 2020
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stroopwafel

A dutch pastry that is round with syrup in between 2 flat waffles. It is also known as a siroopwafel.
Don't forget to try a stroopwafel, especially from a Saturday market while in Holland.
by huffnuts August 8, 2007
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Stroopwaffle

1. According to a Hetalia Kink Meme, "Two crisp, crumbly cookies adhered with a sticky, syrup filling. Firm and chewy when cold, but left to cover a hot, steaming cup of coffee, the core went all melty. From toffee to caramel in consistency. The kind that stuck to the roof of your mouth and you had to lick and suck at furiously to get off."

2. We have no idea, but also according to a Hetalia Kink Meme, some sort of service offered by prostitutes that involves 5 pints of some unidentifiable liquid, 14 eggs, a whisk, and a coat hanger.
1. "Mmmm, these stroopwaffles are delicious."

2. "Ow, stroopwaffling sounds painful."
by Rovonos February 1, 2009
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Stroopwafel

A sex act involving a man, two women, and a corduroy bed covering. The women lay down on the corduroy in the missionary position while the man alternates between them. After a few minutes the women rotate 90 degrees so that the impressions from the corduroy on their backs makes a waffle pattern. The man ejaculates on the stomach of one of the women and then the other woman lays down on top of the first woman face to face to simulate the Dutch pastry made from waffle cookies sandwiched around a caramel filling.
I got a little drunk with those girls....they noticed my corduroy bed sheets and the next thing you know we were making a Stroopwafel.
by ThreedeeM September 14, 2010
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Stroopwaffeled

Term refering to a person being tag-teamed or having a threesome by two Dutch people.
That girl got stroopwaffeled by those 2 dudes, she had a fine night...
by vanGalilea September 2, 2022
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stroopwaffled

Verb. An inadequate gesture of compensation made by a company with monopoly on a service. Gesture has the opposite intended effect and draws negative attention to it's shitty business practices.
I just paid $2000 dollars for an eight hour flight to Hawaii. The airline stroopwaffled me. All I got was some lousy wasabi rice crackers.
by The Cyberfooled September 25, 2016
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