Verb. Past tense. The half-hearted attempt to buy someone's love with a lousy act or gift. Viewed as insulting by the intended recipient.
Root. Complaints of loss of free meal on an eight hour, $2000 flight is countered by unnamed airline through an offering of stroopwaffles and wasabi rice cracker snacks for customers to "indulge in".
Root. Complaints of loss of free meal on an eight hour, $2000 flight is countered by unnamed airline through an offering of stroopwaffles and wasabi rice cracker snacks for customers to "indulge in".
Last night, Joe's sexual advances were rebuffed by his wife. He was stroopwaffled when she offered a handjob instead. She fell asleep before he could finish.
by The Cyberfooled February 04, 2016
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Verb. An inadequate gesture of compensation made by a company with monopoly on a service. Gesture has the opposite intended effect and draws negative attention to it's shitty business practices.
I just paid $2000 dollars for an eight hour flight to Hawaii. The airline stroopwaffled me. All I got was some lousy wasabi rice crackers.
by The Cyberfooled February 04, 2016
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