stroopwaffled 

Verb. An inadequate gesture of compensation made by a company with monopoly on a service. Gesture has the opposite intended effect and draws negative attention to it's shitty business practices.

I just paid $2000 dollars for an eight hour flight to Hawaii. The airline stroopwaffled me. All I got was some lousy wasabi rice crackers.

stroopwaffled by The Cyberfooled September 25, 2016

stroopwaffled 

Verb. Past tense. The half-hearted attempt to buy someone's love with a lousy act or gift. Viewed as insulting by the intended recipient.

Root. Complaints of loss of free meal on an eight hour, $2000 flight is countered by unnamed airline through an offering of stroopwaffles and wasabi rice cracker snacks for customers to "indulge in".

Last night, Joe's sexual advances were rebuffed by his wife. He was stroopwaffled when she offered a handjob instead. She fell asleep before he could finish.

stroopwaffled by The Cyberfooled September 25, 2016

Stroopwaffel

"Stroopwaffeling" someone refers to when you sit on another person, often without their consent, typically on public transport, e.g Trains and Buses.

"Fuck man I accidentally turned a woman into a stroopwaffel on the train this morning"

Stroopwaffel by serpion April 7, 2019

Stroopwaffle

1. According to a Hetalia Kink Meme, "Two crisp, crumbly cookies adhered with a sticky, syrup filling. Firm and chewy when cold, but left to cover a hot, steaming cup of coffee, the core went all melty. From toffee to caramel in consistency. The kind that stuck to the roof of your mouth and you had to lick and suck at furiously to get off."

2. We have no idea, but also according to a Hetalia Kink Meme, some sort of service offered by prostitutes that involves 5 pints of some unidentifiable liquid, 14 eggs, a whisk, and a coat hanger.

1. "Mmmm, these stroopwaffles are delicious."

2. "Ow, stroopwaffling sounds painful."

Stroopwaffle by Rovonos February 1, 2009

Stroopwaffeled 

Term refering to a person being tag-teamed or having a threesome by two Dutch people.

That girl got stroopwaffeled by those 2 dudes, she had a fine night...

Stroopwaffeled by vanGalilea September 2, 2022

Stroopwaffle

Balls

I pissed my girlfriend off one day and she kicked me right in my stroopwaffles.

Stroopwaffle by Kulonakabrona April 6, 2016

Delft Stroopwaffles 

Not to be outdone by the Americans' Boston Pancake & Alaskan Pipelines, Holland has it's own manners of defacating on a woman.

Delft Stroopwaffles involves two girls crapping on the breast of a third girl.

A guy then sits on her breasts and masturbates till he starts climaxing, at which point he crouches up and ejaculates on the breasts. He then sits back down and closes up the waffles. Nice and thin and creamy!!

"Holy sh*t, check out Owen & co. giving that girl some Delft Stroopwaffles!!"
"Hey guys I'm bored, wanna give me some Delft Stroopwaffles??"

Delft Stroopwaffles by Dirty Baxt June 29, 2009