stroopwafeler 

What you call a dutch person who is waffling.

dutch person: bitterballen sucks ass bro
person: shut the fuck up, you stroopwafeler, bitterballen is fucking delicious

stroopwafeler by Schmuck_Don November 10, 2020

Stroopwafel Community 

A lovely community under a chess master and Twitch-partnered streamer, Anna-Maja Kazarian. Grandmasters during her puzzle streams and English masters during her reading streams. VIPs often get Skrew'd and mods often riot but the rest of chat usually behaves ;) . You will see Luke beat Tom even though Tom thinks he's superior. Basically dominated by Tulips - hard to organize a sub vs. plebs battle because of all the love and support from the gifted subs.

Join the Stroopwafel Community today! You'll never miss a single time the our lovely queen hangs a rook or trashtalks or references the heat <3 Cutest chess streamer in the world!!!

Stroopwafel Community by stroopwafelpineapplepizza October 22, 2020

stroopwafel 

A dutch pastry that is round with syrup in between 2 flat waffles. It is also known as a siroopwafel.

Don't forget to try a stroopwafel, especially from a Saturday market while in Holland.

stroopwafel by huffnuts August 8, 2007

Stroopwaffle

1. According to a Hetalia Kink Meme, "Two crisp, crumbly cookies adhered with a sticky, syrup filling. Firm and chewy when cold, but left to cover a hot, steaming cup of coffee, the core went all melty. From toffee to caramel in consistency. The kind that stuck to the roof of your mouth and you had to lick and suck at furiously to get off."

2. We have no idea, but also according to a Hetalia Kink Meme, some sort of service offered by prostitutes that involves 5 pints of some unidentifiable liquid, 14 eggs, a whisk, and a coat hanger.

1. "Mmmm, these stroopwaffles are delicious."

2. "Ow, stroopwaffling sounds painful."

Stroopwaffle by Rovonos February 1, 2009

Stroopwafel 

A sex act involving a man, two women, and a corduroy bed covering. The women lay down on the corduroy in the missionary position while the man alternates between them. After a few minutes the women rotate 90 degrees so that the impressions from the corduroy on their backs makes a waffle pattern. The man ejaculates on the stomach of one of the women and then the other woman lays down on top of the first woman face to face to simulate the Dutch pastry made from waffle cookies sandwiched around a caramel filling.

I got a little drunk with those girls....they noticed my corduroy bed sheets and the next thing you know we were making a Stroopwafel.

Stroopwafel by ThreedeeM September 14, 2010

stroopwaffled 

Verb. An inadequate gesture of compensation made by a company with monopoly on a service. Gesture has the opposite intended effect and draws negative attention to it's shitty business practices.

I just paid $2000 dollars for an eight hour flight to Hawaii. The airline stroopwaffled me. All I got was some lousy wasabi rice crackers.

stroopwaffled by The Cyberfooled September 25, 2016

stroopwaffled 

Verb. Past tense. The half-hearted attempt to buy someone's love with a lousy act or gift. Viewed as insulting by the intended recipient.

Root. Complaints of loss of free meal on an eight hour, $2000 flight is countered by unnamed airline through an offering of stroopwaffles and wasabi rice cracker snacks for customers to "indulge in".

Last night, Joe's sexual advances were rebuffed by his wife. He was stroopwaffled when she offered a handjob instead. She fell asleep before he could finish.

stroopwaffled by The Cyberfooled September 25, 2016