1. According to a Hetalia Kink Meme, "Two crisp, crumbly
cookies adhered with a sticky, syrup filling. Firm and chewy when cold, but left to cover a hot, steaming cup of
coffee, the core went all melty. From toffee to caramel in consistency. The kind that stuck to the roof of your mouth and you had to
lick and suck at furiously to get off."
2. We have no idea, but also according to a Hetalia Kink Meme, some sort of service offered by prostitutes that involves 5 pints of some unidentifiable liquid, 14 eggs, a whisk, and a coat hanger.