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stelmaszek 

The last name of very few Americans and Polands. If you have this last name you're most likely polish and burn pretty easily in the sun. You also love paczkis and when you tell people about them no one knows what the hell you're talking about. It's a different spelling for stemaszki which means carriage maker. People also never know how to pronounce it.
"What's your last name?"
"Stelmaszek"
"Stel... what???"
stelmaszek by Bigsexyjellyfish April 11, 2017
Related Words
sthlm Sthembiso Sahlmon Schlmao schlmedium shlm shlma shlmad shlmao shlmedium

shlmedium 

When ones dick is in between a shlong and a shlort
Vans dick is a shlmedium, it is in between a shlort and a shlong
shlmedium by Burkblue April 6, 2015

Stylmish 

Created from the words style and Amish. Stylmish is the conscious or subconscious avoidance of anything stylish.
Jon, you bought a beige honda civic. You're so stylmish.
Stylmish by nickshaft January 15, 2011

schlmedium 

an average penis, not quite qualified to be referred to as a schlong
Glenn only has a schlmedium, but Jason has a full-blown schlong!
schlmedium by j-money$$$ February 23, 2009
one of the most kick ass bands in the world and the greatest local band i've ever heard in my entire life
if you go to a stilmad concert chances are not much more can match up to it

sthembiso 

Sthembiso a guy with a big heart ,he is loyal and give best advices . He has a big dick and good in bed.He is not a cheater
Girl1: i have been hurtbroken many times.
Girl2:you need a Sthembiso in your life.
sthembiso by Muhle December 1, 2021