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stelmaszek 

The last name of very few Americans and Polands. If you have this last name you're most likely polish and burn pretty easily in the sun. You also love paczkis and when you tell people about them no one knows what the hell you're talking about. It's a different spelling for stemaszki which means carriage maker. People also never know how to pronounce it.
"What's your last name?"
"Stelmaszek"
"Stel... what???"
stelmaszek by Bigsexyjellyfish April 11, 2017