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shlmao

sitting here laughing my ass off

it is an acronym, and used when something is very funny...
someone says something hi
i am shlmao
by hailz June 24, 2003
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SHMAOW

Said in lack of any other appropriate word; is appropriate in all situations.
Can sometimes be used as a simile replacement for awesome or epic.
Most commonly used as a standalone word.
Is also very similar to meow in that it can be used to end awkward silences or even just begin a conversation.
Mostly it is and should be used in alternation with meh.

RULES OF USAGE:
*Must always be in capital letters.

*Is exempt from any grammatical rules and so can therefore be used with multiple exclamation marks or question marks.
*Does not make the user awesome and they should neither be treated as though they are nor be expected to become awesome from using it.
*Should NEVER be used in any sentence with Linkin Park in it.
"Wow, your guitar skills are like SHMAOW!!!"
"I was told the new Muse album out is like SHMAOW!!!"
"SHMAOW!!!"
"SHMAOW???"
by Awec May 19, 2009
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slmao

Silently laughing my ass off.

Generally used in text messages or IM's where the recipient can obviously see you are not physically/vocally laughing; therefore, slmao had to be implemented.
*You have 1 New Message from "Nerd"*

-"Dude, did you hear what DL just said?...slmao..."
by Zac Huntley April 9, 2008
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shlma

When an a cow spits into a ceiling fan while eating steak
That cow just shlma
by Words and stuffffffff January 31, 2022
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slmao

by Leeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrroooooooy November 12, 2007
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Shmao

A word used just to irritate people. Say it many times in a short period of time and people will be annoyed. A key word in heckling a person.
Hey Noah, What is the homework? - asked Lexi

Shmao! Shmao! Shmao! - Noah replies
by TheSecretHiller June 14, 2016
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Shlamoiel

1. A Jewish cleric of non-Rabbinical status, usually with the duty of performing circumcisions.

2. A derogatory term, akin to cock-sucker. I.E. Cock-cutter.
"I studied for years under cleric James Salamon to become the prolific Shlamoiel I am today."

"Dat Jimmy kid is quite da shlamoiel, no?"
by DaTooth Fairy July 10, 2009
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