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shlmedium 

When ones dick is in between a shlong and a shlort
Vans dick is a shlmedium, it is in between a shlort and a shlong
shlmedium by Burkblue April 6, 2015
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shlm shlma shlmad shlmao shlmedium shlmini
Used to describe a very small penis. Opposite of shlong.
I accidently walked in on my dad in the shower this morning, it wasn't pretty, you could only just see his shlmini, and I still voilently vomitted.
shlmini by scarletmistress February 14, 2008
When an a cow spits into a ceiling fan while eating steak
That cow just shlma
shlma by Words and stuffffffff January 31, 2022
sitting here laughing my ass off

it is an acronym, and used when something is very funny...
someone says something hi
i am shlmao
shlmao by hailz June 24, 2003
When a mother of someone spits into a ceiling fan while eating steak.
Your Ma just shlmad
shlmad by Words and stuffffffff January 31, 2022