shlmad 

When a mother of someone spits into a ceiling fan while eating steak.

Your Ma just shlmad

shlmad by Words and stuffffffff January 31, 2022

shmadonka

The meaning of life, said by Yeat, an American rapper.

User: what’s the meaning of life?

Yeat: shmadonka

shmadonka by Noscercof27 November 7, 2022

Shload 

An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.

"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."

Shload by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009

shlmedium 

When ones dick is in between a shlong and a shlort

Vans dick is a shlmedium, it is in between a shlort and a shlong

shlmedium by Burkblue April 6, 2015

shlad 

Simply an amalgamation of the words 'Shit' and 'Lad'...pretty self explanatory!

Roy: 'God Village, you're being such a Shlad today!'

shlad by LeRoyGrand April 17, 2008

shloads 

An abbreviation of the phrase "shit loads".

I've got shloads of laundry to do this weekend.

shloads by ravingloon September 1, 2005

Shlad 

A "shit- lad" , the opposite of "lad" (when "lad"used in a positive context)

"I heard that Jason Mallett was a great lad...|"

"Na man, he is a total shlad.."

"...seen"

Shlad by top-draw-bant July 18, 2009