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A stear is someone who has control issues who has to be in command even if they are not worthy of command or have basic control issues or will lead or stear you into a horrible situation. An overly controlling influencer.

An old term in the days of the real gay parties. Before the inclusive culture happened. Because before you couldn't be a copy cat stearer or quearer. Everyone had thier own character they developed no one was copying and you were not allowed at the party if you had certain issues or were a mimic copy cat.

So they would find stearers because they would use drugs or other things to stear the party and scene not allowing people to be themselves. Which was the backbone of the real gay scene befoe the inclusivity modern era.
Dale is a stearer watch out they let him in here but he will do whatever HE wants not caring about you...
Stearer by Forgotnwrod March 21, 2025
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Kenmore steamer 

Taking a shit in a wash machine
Fireman: Man we were in this house putting out a fire and someone was on the toilet. I had to go! So I took a shit in the wash machine.

Fireman 2: Nice! The kenmore steamer! Did you use the clean laundry to wipe

sunquam star steamer 

While banging a chick in a hot room the male pees directly in her mouth and watches the steam rise ultimately making her orgasm and see stars.
In order to successfully perform the sunquam star steamer you must turn up the heat and close all the rooms doors. make sure you hydrate the morning before attempting this difficult yet satisfying activity in the bed room.
sunquam star steamer by zrb23 August 12, 2016

Malaysian Steamer

A bowel movement that starts with the individual perspiring, followed by swamp ass. When the individual is passing the stool, hot steam is coming out of the ass and whistling like a tea kettle; shortly thereafter the stool exits the rectum reaching a terminal velocity of over 150mph. Upon impact the water boils and emits a fecal vapor.
Musto ate at Ayam Kotor and had the beras tahi and got a Malaysian Steamer.

Modified Cleveland Steamer 

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
Modified Cleveland Steamer by wmbdover September 26, 2012

sack steamer

When you rip a fart and your ass cheeks are blocking any exit pathway for the fart. Forced to go somewhere, the fart exits forward in direction and vibrates your ball sack as well as heats it up.
That sack steamer just vibrated my nut sack
sack steamer by VibratingSack285 March 12, 2014

topsail steamer 

A steamy shit taken directly on a woman's chest after a nasty shellfish dinner at the beach.
Man, I gave that bitch a classic Topsail Steamer last night....a real mud river
topsail steamer by TheRealDonJ June 10, 2018
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